It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are
I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man
I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:
“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”
“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”
“Well you can make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”
What’s up friends, it’s been 3 years, grandpa has made it to 88 and they’ve been married 62.5 years! Please enjoy another instalment:
Grandpa: the new packs are.. it’s.. what is it. It self destructs
don’t know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i’ll make a whale skeleton that’s small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it’s going to be sick as hell
Oh they mean a service desk! I thought they meant like, a tally. Like you get off the plane and go ask for help because you’re in the wrong country and a big publically displayed counter labelled PASSENGERS WHO CAN’T FIND THE KANGAROOS ticks up one more number.
